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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #128 Slowku, Physician Omnipotent, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On “The Cycle” (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #128

Slowku, Physician Omnipotent, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On “The Cycle” (Censored)

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I’m going to predict the future. I have no special powers or incite but I’ll predict it anyways. In 2 years during the mid-term election Democrats will win back either the Senate or the House. Then in 4 years in the presidential election the Democratic candidate won’t be the “right” candidate (they’ll do something wrong like help to create the internet, or windsurf) and Trump will be re-elected. Then in 6 years during the next mid-term election the Democrats will lose whatever they gained in last mid-term election. Then in 8 years Democrats will have the “right” candidate and they will be elected President. This President will have to fix all the stuff Trump did before making any progress. Then the cycle will begin again.

How can the cycle be broken? Democrats have to vote like they did for Obama every single time. Including mid-term elections which might be even more important. Otherwise it’s gonna be 8 years of Trump, and if you’ve been following the news its clear he has no idea what he’s doing.

Oh right this is a comic. Physician Omnipotent is my “Dr. Manhattan” character. This whole thing is kind of a play on how with their “Rebirth” event “DC Comics” basically tried to blame their bad decisions in the “New 52” on “Dr. Manhattan” or “Watchmen” for “making comics dark”.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #128 Slowku, Physician Omnipotent, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On “The Cycle”

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #128

Slowku, Physician Omnipotent, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On “The Cycle”

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I’m going to predict the future. I have no special powers or incite but I’ll predict it anyways. In 2 years during the mid-term election Democrats will win back either the Senate or the House. Then in 4 years in the presidential election the Democratic candidate won’t be the “right” candidate (they’ll do something wrong like help to create the internet, or windsurf) and Trump will be re-elected. Then in 6 years during the next mid-term election the Democrats will lose whatever they gained in last mid-term election. Then in 8 years Democrats will have the “right” candidate and they will be elected President. This President will have to fix all the stuff Trump did before making any progress. Then the cycle will begin again.

How can the cycle be broken? Democrats have to vote like they did for Obama every single time. Including mid-term elections which might be even more important. Otherwise it’s gonna be 8 years of Trump, and if you’ve been following the news its clear he has no idea what he’s doing.

Oh right this is a comic. Physician Omnipotent is my “Dr. Manhattan” character. This whole thing is kind of a play on how with their “Rebirth” event “DC Comics” basically tried to blame their bad decisions in the “New 52” on “Dr. Manhattan” or “Watchmen” for “making comics dark”.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

 

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #127 Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #127

Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic

On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected (Censored)

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I was going to get into this yesterday but I decided against it, but it’s become clear that people have some really weird ideas about voting. They vote to “send a message”. An example is this guy that works on “The Howard Stern Show” was for Hilary, but voted for Trump to “send her a message” that she doesn’t have a mandate… Let that sink in…

There are exactly 2 messages you can send with voting

Voting for your party’s nominee = I want the things I value/need to be protected, and I want someone to fight to try and get the things I want in the future

Doing anything besides voting for your party’s nominee (including not voting or voting 3rd party) = I don’t want the things I value/need to be protected, and I want the opposite of the things I want in the future

That’s it. Unlike an “SNL” sketch I’ll keep this short and sweet. Well as sweet as the medicine-like taste of a civics lesson can be.

Tomorrow Luscious and Mr. Mystic return with Slowku as we meet Physician Omnipotent (our “Dr. Manhattan” guy). Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #127 Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #127

Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic

On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected

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I was going to get into this yesterday but I decided against it, but it’s become clear that people have some really weird ideas about voting. They vote to “send a message”. An example is this guy that works on “The Howard Stern Show” was for Hilary, but voted for Trump to “send her a message” that she doesn’t have a mandate… Let that sink in…

There are exactly 2 messages you can send with voting

Voting for your party’s nominee = I want the things I value/need to be protected, and I want someone to fight to try and get the things I want in the future

Doing anything besides voting for your party’s nominee (including not voting or voting 3rd party) = I don’t want the things I value/need to be protected, and I want the opposite of the things I want in the future

That’s it. Unlike an “SNL” sketch I’ll keep this short and sweet. Well as sweet as the medicine-like taste of a civics lesson can be.

Tomorrow Luscious and Mr. Mystic return with Slowku as we meet Physician Omnipotent (our “Dr. Manhattan” guy). Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #126 Special-Girl, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #126

Special-Girl, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected

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I’m fighting the urge to get long-winded and preachy with all this election stuff. I’ll just say this. We have to stop needing to be “enthusiastic” about the candidate to turn out and vote for them. Because no matter how you look at it we’re always voting for Obama and his legacy, or Bernie and the platform he fought so hard to get the Democratic party to agree to. See that was pretty short. I had 3 paragraph before I shortened this…

So yeah comics. Superman flying around the Earth backwards to go back in time is stupid even by comic book science standards. Speaking of stupid, apparently there’s going to be an “Inhumans” show… Dammit “Marvel” why do you keep doing this?! Ya know what between the movies and the “Netflix” shows you deserve a pass on this and “Agents Of Shield”.  But please stop… Please…

Tomorrow Mr. Mystic and Luscious return with Quickie and Hell’s Hunter and continue talking about traveling back in time to stop Trump from being elected. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #123 Special-Girl, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Freedom Female’s Movie & A Time Travel Mistake

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #122

Special-Girl, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic

On Freedom Female’s Movie & A Time Travel Mistake

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Who saw “Dr. Strange”?  “Marvel” did it again. Another great film that expands their universe and kept things fresh and inventive. “DC’s” movies so far aren’t even comparable. In fact comparing them is an insult to the craft Marvel puts into their movies.

Speaking of which a new trailer for the “Wonder Woman” movie was released, and it was okay, but the first one was better. As this comic points out there doesn’t seem to be a real villain. There’s this lady with a scarred face that might be one of “Wonder Woman’s” first villains but we haven’t seen her do anything and she’s not “Giganta” or “Cheetah” so who cares. I predict “Wonder Woman” will be the best of “DC’s” movies and might even reach into “good territory”, but fall short or “great”. We’ll see…

Tomorrow we’ll have a new president, but more importantly Luscious Trapp and Mr. Mystic return with Quickie and Hell’s Hunter to talk about another time travel mistake. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #123 Special-Girl, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Freedom Female’s Movie & A Time Travel Mistake (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #123

Special-Girl, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic

On Freedom Female’s Movie & A Time Travel Mistake (Censored)

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Who saw “Dr. Strange”?  “Marvel” did it again. Another great film that expands their universe and kept things fresh and inventive. “DC’s” movies so far aren’t even comparable. In fact comparing them is an insult to the craft Marvel puts into their movies.

Speaking of which a new trailer for the “Wonder Woman” movie was released, and it was okay, but the first one was better. As this comic points out there doesn’t seem to be a real villain. There’s this lady with a scarred face that might be one of “Wonder Woman’s” first villains but we haven’t seen her do anything and she’s not “Giganta” or “Cheetah” so who cares. I predict “Wonder Woman” will be the best of “DC’s” movies and might even reach into “good territory”, but fall short or “great”. We’ll see…

Tomorrow we’ll have a new president, but more importantly Luscious Trapp and Mr. Mystic return with Quickie and Hell’s Hunter to talk about another time travel mistake. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #122 The Pre-Election Of 2016 Special (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #122 The Pre-Election Of 2016 Special (Censored)

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I went back and forth on whether I was going to do this or not. At the end of the day I felt this election was too important not to address, plus once I got the idea to have all the characters together I really couldn’t resist going for it. The rest speaks for itself. Tomorrow we go back to “normal” (in the very loosest sense of the word) comics. Hope you enjoy, go vote, and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #122 The Pre-Election Of 2016 Special

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #122 The Pre-Election Of 2016 Special

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I went back and forth on whether I was going to do this or not. At the end of the day I felt this election was too important not to address, plus once I got the idea to have all the characters together I really couldn’t resist going for it. The rest speaks for itself. Tomorrow we go back to “normal” (in the very loosest sense of the word) comics. Hope you enjoy, go vote, and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #65 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video Again (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #65 

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video Again (Censored)

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One thing I just didn’t have space to fit into this comic was the Slowku saying his motto was “eat, train, sleep, repeat”.  If anything describes “Goku” that would be it.  What he certainly wouldn’t be is someone who kept current with pop culture.  It was fun to play with that in these comics.  It would be like getting an Amish person’s reaction to the “Famous” video.  The questions would probably be less about the video and more about the people.  “Who is this person, and why are they famous”?

Tomorrow Special-Man, Q-boy, and Slowku actually do move on to talking about something else.  They address a debate that has gone has gone on for years. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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