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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #113 Special-Girl, Special-Man, & Luscious Trapp On Why Luscious Should Join “Directive Counterbalance”

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #113

Special-Girl, Special-Man, & Luscious Trapp On Why Luscious Should Join “Directive Counterbalance”

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I think I said before that “Superwoman” was one of the better of “DC Comics” “Rebirth” titles. Yeah, scratch that. What was interesting about the first issue was that the comic was about two women (“New 52 Lois Lane” and “Lana Lang”) who didn’t particularly like each other having to work together.  What I thought was a typical first issue cliffhanger seem to have been the full-on death of “New 52 Lois Lane”.  So now the comic is basically “Lana Lang” and her boyfriend “Steel”.  Now the comics is just “meh”.

They also relaunched the “Supergirl” comic. What they should’ve done was scrap everything with “New 52” “Supergirl” and start over while making the comic as much like the TV show as possible. Rather than do that they sorta half assed it and took some elements from the show and the seem to have made “Supergirl” a teenager.

Tomorrow Luscious is joined about by Quickie and Hell’s Hunter as Quickie takes his turn trying to get Louscious to join “Directive Counterbalance”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #62 Notoriously Getting Rich Or Die Trying To Get 8 Miles Outta Q-boy Comics (Censored)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #62

Notoriously Getting Rich Or Die Trying To Get 8 Miles Outta Q-boy Comics (Censored)

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As indicated by the title this one is inspired by the rap movies “Notorious”, “Get Rich Or Die Trying”, “8 Mile”, and “Straight Outta Compton”. Let’s take a look at the panel…

  • Panel 1 is based on the cover to “All Eyez On Me” by 2pac (which if you don’t know you’re either pretty young or VERY different from me) that you can check out here https://qr.net/vGTat5 . Bobby Cakes face specifically is based on this drawing by Robert Crumb https://goo.gl/XX2Ntr
  • Panel 2 is based on the cover to “The Source” magazine from May of 1995 which you can check out here https://goo.gl/LGCyI5
  • The last 2 panels are based on screenshots from “Straight Outta Compton” including the last screenshot from this collection https://goo.gl/MGWE8D & the 2nd to last screenshot from this collection https://goo.gl/Lpqt0W

Next time will at least be the start of one of Q-boy’s greatest adventures as we begin to close out The Silver Age of comics. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #112 Ms. Majors, Drizzle, & Luscious Trapp On Exceptions VS The Notpeople (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #112

Ms. Majors, Drizzle, & Luscious Trapp On Exceptions VS The Notpeople (Censored)

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I’ve gone over how I’m not a fan of the “Inhumans”, and moreso not a fan of “Marvel” pushing them especially at the expense of mutants/ the “X-men”. Last week the first issue of  “Death Of X” came out and this comic basically explains it. “Inhumans” get their powers for the “terrigen mist” which seems to kill mutant and supposedly the “Inhumans” knew this and released it anyways.  I figure that there has to be more to this story because this just makes the “Inhumans” entirely the bad guys. I think this is all leading some some big “X-men VS Inhumans” event which unless it’s basically just the “X-men” killing most of the “Inhumans” (and it won’t) is gonna stupid and pointless.

That’s it for this week. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”! Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #111 Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, & Luscious Trapp On Their TV Shows

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #111

Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, & Luscious Trapp On Their TV Shows

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I was pretty disappointed with last week’s season 3 premiere of “The Flash”.  It just seems like the same things over and over.  We’ve done time travel, we’ve done fighting other speedsters to death, and we’ve done alternate realities/ timelines. This alternate timeline wasn’t even all that interesting. I mean seriously, Caitlyn is an eye doctor?!

Tomorrow Luscious Trapp returns again along with Drizzle and Ms. Majors to talk about problems between Exceptions (mutants) and The Notpeople (“Inhumans”)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #110 Special-Girl, J-Pop, & Luscious Trapp On The Champion Crew & The Champs (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #110

Special-Girl, J-Pop, & Luscious Trapp On The Champion Crew & The Champs (Censored)

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The first issue of “Marvel’s” new “Champions” series came out last week. It’s an okay comic. Most of the heroes were part of the “All New All Different Avengers”, and their reason for leaving that team is kinda flimsy. Something about fighting during “Civil War II” and not doing enough to fix things after battles.  This comic is mostly about how I decided to name my version of the “Teen Titans” “The Champion Crew” and how that is similar to “The Champions”.

After a lot of DVR trouble and a lot of online searching I saw the season 2 premiere episode of “Supergirl”. Overall it was pretty good. I definitely had my doubts about having “Superman” on the show, but so I far I think I was wrong. He acutally worked pretty well on the show. “Tess Mercer” “Lena Luthor” also seems like an interesting addition to the show. “Kara” being a reporter though… Seems like she should have a different job than her cousin. Oh and before I forget “Winn” sucks. Every show doesn’t have to have some impossibly good tech person.

Tomorrow Louscious returns with Quickie and Hell’s Hunter to talk about their TV shows and some other stuff. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #109 Belinda Bishop, Johanna Johnson, Luscious Trapp On … We’ll Just Say Dating

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #109

Belinda Bishop, Johanna Johnson, Luscious Trapp On … We’ll Just Say Dating

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In the comics “Misty Knight” has a bionic arm. That’s pretty much what this comic is about. I haven’t watched anymore of “Luke Cage” (still only about half way through), but nothing about the show would make me think the “Misty Knight” on that show is going to get some type of robotic arm by the end. Although if she did and it said “Stark” or something on it that would be awesome.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” next Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #108 Blind Fury, Hell’s Hunter, & Luscious Trapp On Hell’s Hunter’s Character Being On “Operatives Of A.R.M.O.R.””

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #108

Blind Fury, Hell’s Hunter, & Luscious Trapp On Hell’s Hunter’s

Character Being On “Operatives Of A.R.M.O.R.”

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If you’ve been reading these comic for a while (and even more so if you follow me and Twitter and IG) you probably know I’m not a fan of “Agents Of Shield”.  Also as I said yesterday it really sucks they’re using “Ghost Rider” and not giving him a kickass “Netflix” show.  It truly sad because there’s no reason why the show should be as bad as it is. What it comes down to it the characters suck.  “Skye” (I’m never referring to her as “Daisy” or “Quake” because she was SUCH a bitch about her name) is pretty much unlikeable and what makes it worse is the plot CONSTANTLY basically screams “SHE’S IMPORTANT”. Every other character is varying ranges of dull, meh, or terrible. The only exception is “Simmons” who is decent.  They of course killed or got rid of every other okay to good character including:

  • “Grant Ward” – Easily the best character on the show and the only one who really acted like a spy (despite his TERRIBLE backstory). Naturally they end up killing and re-killing him
  • Deathlok – WHY DON’T THEY USE THIS GUY?!!! Literally one of the best characters from the very first episode, a genuine “Marvel” hero, and played by “Wheddon” show alum (as Charles Gunn on “Angel”) J. August Richards
  • The first black guy – I don’t remember his name (and I can’t even be bothered to look it up) and he wasn’t that great but he was WAY better than “Mac”. They killed this guy too
  • Hunter & Bobbi (Mockingbird) – Both okay characters. I know they got written off for a spinoff that didn’t work out, but yeah…

Oh I also make reference to an interview with Chloe Bennett (Skye) in this comic.  Even giving her the benefit of the doubt that she sorta joking the things she says about the “Marvel” movies acknowledging the show are crazy to me. You can check it out here https://qr.net/FQ4AtK

Tomorrow Luscious Trapp returns as we’re introduced to his wife Johanna Johnson and Belinda Bishop. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #106 The Minstrel, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On Freedom Female, & The Good Knight’s Issues

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #106

The Minstrel, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On Freedom Female, & The Good Knight’s Issues

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I’ve seen people “ship” “Batman” and “Wonder Woman” and I just don’t see it at all. As these comics have gone into, “Batman’s” relationships are messed up and I don’t see “Wonder Woman” putting up with that nonsense. I’ve seen memes where literally “Wonder Woman” just drops the panties cuz’ “he’s “Batman””, but what would that mean to “Wonder Woman”?

Depending on which version she’s either is one of, or was created by the Gods.  At the very least she is royalty. You might think “well Batman is a billionaire and that’s basically like being royalty”, but “Wonder Woman” is a special case.  The “Amazon’s” seem to live a fairly simple life.  “Wonder Woman” is the kinda gal that brings a boar to a dinner party as was mentioned before…

That’s it for this week. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #105 The Minstrel, Special-Man, & Freedom Female On Special-Man & Freedom Female’s Relationship (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #105

The Minstrel, Special-Man, & Freedom Female On Special-Man &

Freedom Female’s Relationship (Censored)

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I’m not really against “Superman” and “Wonder Woman” as a couple… I just enjoy making fun of it. I think them being together really works in “Kingdom Come”.  I don’t think them being together works in the “Dark Knight Returns” comics though.  Also I’m not sure them being together always worked in the “New 52”.  I think if “Lois Lane” is around “Superman” is always destined to be with her, but if she isn’t him and “Wonder Woman” make sense as a couple.

Tomorrow The Minstrel and Freedom Female return with The Good Knight to talk about issues between Freedom Female and The Good Knight. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #104 The Minstrel, Special-Man, & The Good Knight On Special-Man & The Good Knight’s Issues

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #104

The Minstrel, Special-Man, & The Good Knight On Special-Man & The Good Knight’s Issues

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So “DC Comics” has started this “Trinity” comic with “Superman”, “Batman”, and “Wonder Woman” and that inspired this week’s comics that explore the relationships between these 3 characters. The actual comic seems pretty decent from the first issue.  The issue centers around “Lois Lane” (this being the “Lois Lane” from the the “Pre-Flashpoint” “DCU” that is married to “Superman” and has a son with him who all someone got into the “New 52” “DCU”) inviting “Batman” and “Wonder Woman” to dinner.

All that stuff in parentheses is everything wrong with “DC Comics”.

Moving on, for some reason “Wonder Woman” brings a boar… Seems like “Wonder Woman” at this point would have been in “Man’s World” or whatever long enough to know that’s not normal but whatever.

Tomorrow The Minstrel and Special-Man return along with Freedom Female to discuss their relationship. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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