The 3rd One: A Vaguely Defined Q-boy Holiday Special Ft. @TheGoofyArtist as “Manic Dynamic Gore Mistress Anime Girl Zee” (Censored)

The 3rd One: A Vaguely Defined Q-boy Holiday Special

Ft. @TheGoofyArtist as “Manic Dynamic Gore Mistress Anime Girl Zee” (Censored)

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The main thing with this one is I wanted to draw some action and I wanted to show some of the characters you may have seen in “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” in action. The original idea was Q-boy talking to Special-Girl but as this comic points out that is pretty similar to the first holiday special. So I watched an IG story by this comic’s special guest Zee Bee aka @thegoofyartist where she talked about holding a door for this girl and the girl not saying thank you. For some reason that made the whole story click for me.  So I wrote this up and messaged Zee about it, and she gave me the okay to do it which was very cool of her. Cuz’ I couldn’t blame her at all it she was was like “no *block*”.

Speaking of her, let me properly introduce our special guest. Zee is someone whose work I ran into on “Twitter” a few years ago. She had a cool art style and she seems to have the same weird attention span problem that had her doing multiple webcomics like I do. Fast forward a few years and she likes I few of my pics on IG and I’m like “oh this chick, yeah I’ll follow her”. From following her on IG I find that she’s become this coloring/ animation master. She’s also pretty funny (the holidayclapbacks are always good for a laugh) and has a good taste in shows (“Dragonball”, “Simpson”, “Archer”, etc.). Mainly though she just has this slightly manic happy exuberant energy.  She does do the dog filter thing though… I don’t think girls her age can help it though.  Again thanks Zee, this holiday special doesn’t exist without you.

As for the moral of this story, do the right thing because it makes you feel good or because is makes logical sense.If we all do that 2017 will be better than last year. Let’s try to make it good one! Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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rjoynesjra@gmail.com

The 3rd One: A Vaguely Defined Q-boy Holiday Special Ft. @TheGoofyArtist as “Manic Dynamic Gore Mistress Anime Girl Zee”

The 3rd One: A Vaguely Defined Q-boy Holiday Special

Ft. @TheGoofyArtist as “Manic Dynamic Gore Mistress Anime Girl Zee”

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The main thing with this one is I wanted to draw some action and I wanted to show some of the characters you may have seen in “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” in action. The original idea was Q-boy talking to Special-Girl but as this comic points out that is pretty similar to the first holiday special. So I watched an IG story by this comic’s special guest Zee Bee aka @thegoofyartist where she talked about holding a door for this girl and the girl not saying thank you. For some reason that made the whole story click for me.  So I wrote this up and messaged Zee about it, and she gave me the okay to do it which was very cool of her. Cuz’ I couldn’t blame her at all it she was was like “no *block*”.

Speaking of her, let me properly introduce our special guest. Zee is someone whose work I ran into on “Twitter” a few years ago. She had a cool art style and she seems to have the same weird attention span problem that had her doing multiple webcomics like I do. Fast forward a few years and she likes I few of my pics on IG and I’m like “oh this chick, yeah I’ll follow her”. From following her on IG I find that she’s become this coloring/ animation master. She’s also pretty funny (the holidayclapbacks are always good for a laugh) and has a good taste in shows (“Dragonball”, “Simpson”, “Archer”, etc.). Mainly though she just has this slightly manic happy exuberant energy.  She does do the dog filter thing though… I don’t think girls her age can help it though.  Again thanks Zee, this holiday special doesn’t exist without you.

As for the moral of this story, do the right thing because it makes you feel good or because is makes logical sense.If we all do that 2017 will be better than last year. Let’s try to make it good one! Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Fliparam: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjra@gmail.com

The 3rd One: A Vaguely Defined Q-boy Holiday Special Ft. @TheGoofyArtist as “Manic Dynamic Gore Mistress Anime Girl Zee” Page 1 (Censored)

The 3rd One: A Vaguely Defined Q-boy Holiday Special

Ft. @TheGoofyArtist as “Manic Dynamic Gore Mistress Anime Girl Zee” Page 1 (Censored)

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Hope everyone had a good Christmas day! This is the first page of this year’s holiday special. I’ll talk more about it, and give an introduction of this comic’s special guest Zee Bee AKA @thegoofyartist (her name on Twitter and Instagram) later. Special thanks to her for letting me use her as a character in this nutty little adventure.

The third panel is based on the “Super Kamikaze Ghost Attack” by “Gotenks” in “Dragonball Z” and this picture by Zee (note NSFW due to gore and slight nudity) which you can check out here https://goo.gl/mufbwG .

Again have a good one everyone and I’ll catch ya’ll later. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The 3rd One: A Vaguely Defined Q-boy Holiday Special Ft. @TheGoofyArtist as “Manic Dynamic Gore Mistress Anime Girl Zee” Page 1

The 3rd One: A Vaguely Defined Q-boy Holiday Special

Ft. @TheGoofyArtist as “Manic Dynamic Gore Mistress Anime Girl Zee” Page 1

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Hope everyone had a good Christmas day! This is the first page of this year’s holiday special. I’ll talk more about it, and give an introduction of this comic’s special guest Zee Bee AKA @thegoofyartist (her name on Twitter and Instagram) later. Special thanks to her for letting me use her as a character in this nutty little adventure.

The third panel is based on the “Super Kamikaze Ghost Attack” by “Gotenks” in “Dragonball Z” and this picture by Zee (note NSFW due to gore and slight nudity) which you can check out here https://goo.gl/mufbwG .

Again have a good one everyone and I’ll catch ya’ll late. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #131 Slowku, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Slowku’s Job & Life

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #131

Slowku, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Slowku’s Job & Life

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In “Dragonball” “Goku’s” wife “Chi Chi” can best be described as a nag. She nags “Goku” about stuff, cooks, and is obsessed with “Gohan’s” education. Then after “Goku” dies during the “Cell Saga” (and again I say I think he died on purpose to get away from his family) she seems so broken from loneliness that she doesn’t really care about her other son “Goten’s” education at all.

(Slight spoiler alert) I’m not caught up on “Dragonball Super” but I believe “Chi Chi” and “Goten” get killed (this also probably gets undone through time travel as “Future Trunks” is involved). Before this “Chi Chi” forces “Goku” to farm turnips for money. Then unless the fan translation is way off “Goku” comes into TONS of money and “Chi Chi” somehow spends all of it (they do get a nicer house though). There’s also a famous technically non-cannon filler episode of “Dragonball Z” where “Chi Chi” forces “Goku” (and “Piccolo” who is living with them while training “Gohan” because he eats there even though it’s clearly established his people only drink water) to get a driver’s license.

That’s it for this week. Have a great Thanksgiving and check out new “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” on Tuesday-Thursday. I’m pretty sure a new “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” will be up to start the week off. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #128 Slowku, Physician Omnipotent, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On “The Cycle” (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #128

Slowku, Physician Omnipotent, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On “The Cycle” (Censored)

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I’m going to predict the future. I have no special powers or incite but I’ll predict it anyways. In 2 years during the mid-term election Democrats will win back either the Senate or the House. Then in 4 years in the presidential election the Democratic candidate won’t be the “right” candidate (they’ll do something wrong like help to create the internet, or windsurf) and Trump will be re-elected. Then in 6 years during the next mid-term election the Democrats will lose whatever they gained in last mid-term election. Then in 8 years Democrats will have the “right” candidate and they will be elected President. This President will have to fix all the stuff Trump did before making any progress. Then the cycle will begin again.

How can the cycle be broken? Democrats have to vote like they did for Obama every single time. Including mid-term elections which might be even more important. Otherwise it’s gonna be 8 years of Trump, and if you’ve been following the news its clear he has no idea what he’s doing.

Oh right this is a comic. Physician Omnipotent is my “Dr. Manhattan” character. This whole thing is kind of a play on how with their “Rebirth” event “DC Comics” basically tried to blame their bad decisions in the “New 52” on “Dr. Manhattan” or “Watchmen” for “making comics dark”.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #128 Slowku, Physician Omnipotent, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On “The Cycle”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #128

Slowku, Physician Omnipotent, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On “The Cycle”

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I’m going to predict the future. I have no special powers or incite but I’ll predict it anyways. In 2 years during the mid-term election Democrats will win back either the Senate or the House. Then in 4 years in the presidential election the Democratic candidate won’t be the “right” candidate (they’ll do something wrong like help to create the internet, or windsurf) and Trump will be re-elected. Then in 6 years during the next mid-term election the Democrats will lose whatever they gained in last mid-term election. Then in 8 years Democrats will have the “right” candidate and they will be elected President. This President will have to fix all the stuff Trump did before making any progress. Then the cycle will begin again.

How can the cycle be broken? Democrats have to vote like they did for Obama every single time. Including mid-term elections which might be even more important. Otherwise it’s gonna be 8 years of Trump, and if you’ve been following the news its clear he has no idea what he’s doing.

Oh right this is a comic. Physician Omnipotent is my “Dr. Manhattan” character. This whole thing is kind of a play on how with their “Rebirth” event “DC Comics” basically tried to blame their bad decisions in the “New 52” on “Dr. Manhattan” or “Watchmen” for “making comics dark”.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

 

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #122 The Pre-Election Of 2016 Special (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #122 The Pre-Election Of 2016 Special (Censored)

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I went back and forth on whether I was going to do this or not. At the end of the day I felt this election was too important not to address, plus once I got the idea to have all the characters together I really couldn’t resist going for it. The rest speaks for itself. Tomorrow we go back to “normal” (in the very loosest sense of the word) comics. Hope you enjoy, go vote, and see ya then!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #122 The Pre-Election Of 2016 Special

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #122 The Pre-Election Of 2016 Special

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I went back and forth on whether I was going to do this or not. At the end of the day I felt this election was too important not to address, plus once I got the idea to have all the characters together I really couldn’t resist going for it. The rest speaks for itself. Tomorrow we go back to “normal” (in the very loosest sense of the word) comics. Hope you enjoy, go vote, and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100A-D The 100th Conversation Cyphers (Censored)

Q-girl, Q-boy, & Slowku On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team Q-four) (Censored)

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So this 100th comic is in 4 parts. This is the first part. For each of these I’ll explain some references people may not know

“Bangin’ The Wench” = Reference to “Batgirl” having sex with “Batman” in the direct to DVD movie “Batman: The Killing Joke”.

“Baby mama’s a terrorist” = Reference to “Batman” having a child (current “Robin” “Damian Wayne”) with “Talia Al Ghul”

“Ain’t no such thing as half way crooks” = Famous line from “Shook Ones (Part II)” by “Mobb Deep. Also a big part of the “Eminem” movie “8 Mile” when he quotes the line from the song while rhyming to the “Shook One” instrumental in his final battle against “Papa Doc”

John Hein/”Hit em’ with the hein”= Howard Stern show reference. A lot to explain but the short version is describing someone who has low energy

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100B

Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On

The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team World Protectors) (Censored)

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“Blame some blue guy” = Reference to how “DC’s” event “Rebirth” seems to blame the “darkness” of “DC’s” universe on “Dr. Manhattan” from “Watchmen” altering things/

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The Innovator, America-Man, & The Smasher The

100th Conversation Cypher (Team Revenge Squad) (Censored)

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“Call me a Nazi” = Reference to all the “HydraCap” nonsense that was going on where in the current “Captain America” comic he was altered to think he’s a “Hydra” agent and people were being total rubes and calling him a Nazi.

“Me n’ Ms. Majors fightin’” = Reference to “Civil War II” where “Iron Man” and “Captain Marvel” are fighting over some “Inhuman” kid that can predict the future and whether to use him or not

“The Smasher was dead” = Reference to “The Hulk” being killed by “Hawkeye” in “Civil War II”

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Special-Girl & Muffina Winters On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Censored)

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“Papa Doc” = Mentioned  before but he’s the guy Eminem battles at the end of “8 Mile”. The battle begins with a coin toss to see who goes first and he says “let that bitch go first”. Played “Anthony Mackie” aka “The Falcon” in “Marvel movies.

“Lynda Carter” = Played “Wonder Woman” in the 70’s TV Show. Obviously pre-dating “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”.

“Originator of musical episodes” = The “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” episode “One More Time With Feeling” seemed to popularize TV shows doing musical episodes with varying results. “Supergirl” is suppose to have a musical crossover with “The Flash” next season.

“Angel” & “Spike” = “Buffy’s” vampire love interests.  Usually wouldn’t use “real life” names (and in this comic’s context it kinda doesn’t make sense) but I couldn’t resist using this line

It’s been great giving you these first 100 comics. To 100 more and way beyond.  Thanks to everyone who liked, retweeted, commented, shared, and just read these. I appreciate it more than you can know. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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